and trust, and pixie dust.”
20. Student. Canada. Former pirate.
When I find out my best friend is coming to visit
How some people react:
How I react:
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
When someone asks “You gonna eat that?”
